Fw: Classic Definitions & Cool Meanings:

-------Original Message-------   Subject: Classic Definitions & Cool Meanings:      Classic Definitions & Cool Meanings: Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master Divorce : Future tense of marriage Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either". Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece. Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read. Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life. Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do. Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together. Experience : The name men give to their mistakes. Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions. Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead. Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip. Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river. Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich. Father : A banker provided by nature. Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.